Hello everyone, TGIF am I right? I'm kidding, I bet you didn't even know it was Friday did you? Anyway, let's get stuck in. Today hasn't been great if I'm honest. It hasn't been great because yesterday I thought I'd try and be Superwoman and cleaned solidly for 5 hours, took the dog on a … Continue reading Extremely Selfish Thoughts
It’s been 5 years since I last posted on here. A hell of a lot has changed in that short space of time. I’m no longer what I consider funny, single or young. Hence why there’s been radio silence from my end. I’ve had writers block for a solid 5 years! So let me fill … Continue reading The Corona Diaries
Lately I've been invited on a couple of dates... in the morning, breakfast dates. By breakfast date I am not making reference to a 'bangover' bagel purchased after a cheeky adult sleepover. The breakfast date refers to people asking to meet for breakfast in hipster joints all over London, on weekdays, before work. The concept … Continue reading We need to talk about Breakfast Dates.
Because my life is clearly too fun to condense all my favourite trips into one blog post, here is part deux of my holiday instalments. Barcelona - The time me and an old house mate hopped onto a plane to Barcelona for a long weekend, checked into our hostel and didn't return for about 72 … Continue reading Hilarious Holidays: Part 2
As part of my '12 months of self control' project I decided that my challenge for March would be to do with productiveness. I was going to try and wake up at 6:30am on week days to try and do things before work. There was so much I was going to do, pedicures, research, dog … Continue reading March
BREAKING NEWS, Zayn Malik of One Direction has left. If you've been a hermit in a cave for the past year, then you heard it here first. Teenage hysteria has hit the globe, hotlines have cropped up and millions of hapless pubescent girls don't know what to do with their inconsolable emotions. It's all pretty … Continue reading Teenage love affair.
Being single is often associated with negativity. Most single people appear to be a bit pissed at their situation in their pursuit for love. People who are in relationships appear to look at their single friends with undertones of sympathy. This classic portrayal is actually far from the truth, There are plenty of single people out … Continue reading Celebrating Singledom
It's a Monday and I've got that horrible feeling that everyone gets where they dream of being on a beach, sipping an ice cold beer, iPod blasting Bob Marley, not giving a shit if you have sunstroke later. I've never been 'travelling', living out of a bag reaches it's peak at about three weeks for … Continue reading Hilarious Holidays Part:1
What with it being Mothering Sunday I thought I'd do a short post dedicated to Mother appreciation. Here's 7 things to be thankful to Mum's for. 1. Advice - From choosing on-point outfits for school discos at MK One and Etam in the 90's to telling us straight if we look like a street walker before leaving the … Continue reading Mother’s Day
In my previous 'Deal breakers' post, I discussed a list of my big no-nos in terms of attraction. I tried not to be too harsh to men in the post but I can see how it could come across as men bashing. So I thought I'd write a little post in an attempt to prove that I'm … Continue reading Deal Breakers Pt.2